{"product_id":"swear-calendar","title":"🔥2026 New Year Sale- 49%OFF🎁Here We F*cking Go Again: 2026 Swear Calendar for Tired-Ass Women","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-immersive_translate_walked=\"77752854-f807-45ae-ac32-bb7d6b18df26\" data-immersive-translate-effect=\"1\" style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cem data-immersive_translate_walked=\"77752854-f807-45ae-ac32-bb7d6b18df26\" data-immersive-translate-effect=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-immersive_translate_walked=\"77752854-f807-45ae-ac32-bb7d6b18df26\" data-immersive-translate-effect=\"1\" style=\"color: #ba372a;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-immersive_translate_walked=\"77752854-f807-45ae-ac32-bb7d6b18df26\" data-immersive-translate-effect=\"1\" style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-immersive_translate_walked=\"77752854-f807-45ae-ac32-bb7d6b18df26\" data-immersive-translate-effect=\"1\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-immersive_translate_walked=\"77752854-f807-45ae-ac32-bb7d6b18df26\" data-immersive-translate-effect=\"1\" style=\"color: #ba372a;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-immersive_translate_walked=\"77752854-f807-45ae-ac32-bb7d6b18df26\" data-immersive-translate-effect=\"1\" style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-immersive_translate_walked=\"77752854-f807-45ae-ac32-bb7d6b18df26\" data-immersive-translate-effect=\"1\" style=\"color: #ba372a;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-immersive_translate_walked=\"77752854-f807-45ae-ac32-bb7d6b18df26\" data-immersive-translate-effect=\"1\" style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-immersive_translate_walked=\"77752854-f807-45ae-ac32-bb7d6b18df26\" data-immersive-translate-effect=\"1\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-immersive_translate_walked=\"77752854-f807-45ae-ac32-bb7d6b18df26\" data-immersive-translate-effect=\"1\" style=\"color: #ba372a;\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDon't forget to buy some for your family or friends as it's a unique gift idea.❤️❤️❤️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAre you a sweary woman, mom, or friend who appreciates perfectly placed cuss words like \"shit\" and \"fuck\"?\u003c\/strong\u003e This funny 2026 Wall Hanging Calendar is for you! Featuring TWO hilarious curse word quotes per month, this calendar will keep you laughing all year long. Perfect for white elephant exchanges, gag gifts, or just as a fun treat for the sweary women in your life, including friends, coworkers, and more!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg height=\"800\" width=\"800\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/fc7b72047076801d3b5fa071d88621ab43238a2c.jpeg\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 9\" x 12 (Vertical) – Large and easy to read\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: 12 months with two hilarious swear quotes per month; includes one cover page and one back page, printed on single side (13 sheets in total)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Printed on high-quality 250 gsm \/ 100 lb semi-gloss silk paper for durability and vibrant prints\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy Hanging: Comes with a hook for quick and simple hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg height=\"800\" width=\"800\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/1a3d41819c7305867944808882f9db447743f2d5.jpeg\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 2026 swear word calendar makes an excellent gift for any sweary woman or mom who needs a little humor to get through the year. Whether it's for a friend, coworker, or a white elephant gift exchange, this calendar is sure to make them laugh!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"stardusst","offers":[{"title":"F*ck it -Red Flowers","offer_id":51044890018080,"sku":"LE30313870C15","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"F*ck it -Colorful Flowers","offer_id":51044890050848,"sku":"LE30313870C16","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0870\/9836\/0096\/files\/fc7b72047076801d3b5fa071d88621ab43238a2c.jpg?v=1765935031","url":"https:\/\/stardusst.com\/products\/swear-calendar","provider":"stardusst","version":"1.0","type":"link"}